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I'd like to share the photos from a recent trip to New York City. Specifically, I'd like to share my negative review with supporting photographic evidence for the Howard Johnson on West 34th Street.

Take a photo tour: Hotel from Hell

Complaints regarding Howard Johnson on West 34th St:

  • Only 1 elevator. Serves dual purpose for cargo/trash and guests. Smells like ripe trash. Watch out for the puddles from the leaky trash.

  • Hallways very narrow, need to carry bags lengthwise to pass
  • Rooms exceptionally small, perhaps just 7x 15', plus a room they refer to as a bathroom.
  • Map of fire escape route doesn't show you where your room is on the map.
  • Advertises internet access in hotel. In reality this means a coin operated kiosk in lobby. Bring a napkin to wipe the snot and greasy fingerprints off it.

  • Advertises desk/work area. In reality there is a narrow desk opposite the door and cluttered with coffee maker, telephone books, etc... No chair provided
  • Air conditioner did not work. The cold setting just blew hot air. Windows did not open.
  • View from window to a dark, inner courtyard consisting of concrete, trash, and views to other guestrooms. Very depressing.
  • Television marred with many cigarrette burns where the plastic was burned. No remote control.
  • Dorm-like shower stall had no lights, a flimsy plastic curtain with rusting hangers, and tile floor infested with god knows what fungus.
  • Toilet paper 5 feet away from toilet. Picture this in your mind for a second...

  • Sink positioned in tiny alcove only shoulder-wide.
  • One wash rag. Two towels. That's it. Material was thin enough to see through.
  • Ventilation system had something like spanish moss hanging from it or growing out of it. Last I checked spanish moss does not grow in New York City.
  • Ceiling tiles ajar and water stained with yellow tint. You may want to consider moving the bed under a tile that does not have leak stains, but you may be torn between that and moving the bed towards the hot air coming from "air conditioner" just to have a breeze of any type.

  • Coffee maker was clogged. Coffee (dark water) ran over and onto desk. Saturated personal items on desk.

Any hotel in NYC is going to be much more expensive than hotels in most other small cities, and the Hojo charged about $100+ for this dump. What a hell hole. After one night in the Hojo we cancelled the remaining 5 days and went somewhere else. Just say No Go to the HoJo!

For about $240 we stayed at the Hilton. The Hilton is immaculate, elegant, and professional. The rooms were spacious, well appointed, and had spectacular view of the Hudson in the distance and 42nd street below. Take my advice, stay at the Hilton in Times Square instead!!!

See also Eric's Guide to Hotels in NYC

 


Comments

And I thought the FFNY hotel was bad... enjoyed reading the post.


Looking back on my guide, I can't recall now why HoJo even rated two stars. I can say that the room you documented in your pictures is far worse than anything I've ever seen (and is definitely worse than the room I was in at the HoJo). Bummer. Glad you found something better...the Hilton tends to be a great choice; I often stay at the Hilton Towers on Avenue of the Americas, and was there when the blackout hit NYC. They were fantastic.


Good review of a terrible stay. Thanks for the link. ;)



Well done i think you nailed everything terrible about this hell hole. The only thing different from me was that i was so uncomfortable from the rods sticking up into my back from the sofa bed that i was forced to make a bed out of two chairs and a table. I didnt waste any film on that horrible place otherwise i would post what was called "the suite", which i found was hilarious. You are absolutely right about the hilton one of my friends was staying there and i would have rather slept in there bathtub then stayed at Howard Johnsons craphole again.



At last someone's validated my story! Whoo hoo! I was beginning to think it was all just a horrible nightmare that never really happened :)



Because of a power outage at a hotel I had a resevation at, I was sent to the Howard Johnson on 34th St.
in NYC. Upon entering the lobby, it was noticeably less appealing than the other hotel. After check-in, we
got to the elevator and began to have serious doubts about this hotel. The elevator was so small that my wife, my seven year old daughter and I, with two pieces of luggage, didn't fit inside it.

When we got to our room and opened the door, we were shocked by the condition of the room. There were stains on the carpet in front of the small fridge that looked and smelled like dried up milk or vomit.
The furniture was dilapidated. The walls and ceiling tiles were stained and dirty. The floor was sunken-in
beneath the carpet at a couple of locations. This was the worst hotel room I had ever seen!!!

I went downstairs to complain to the clerk. He did nothing to help the situation. I opted to leave and not stay in a disgusting unkept room. To make matters worst, the clerk charged $175.00 for a night that I DID NOT stay. I have filed a complaint with the Better Business Bureau of NYC. AVOID ALL THESE HASSLES. DO NOT STAY AT THE HOWARD JOHNSON ON 34TH ST. IN NYC!!!!!!!!!


Ahhh... a fellow HoJo NYC survivor :)


Welcome! You're among friends here! Misery does love company.


good comments !! Ive never been to this hotel before but I worked for the company for 2 years and worked at their other two locations....trust me....you lucked out...the main location I worked for was a hell hole compared to the NYC location....in fact, it was closed down for health code violations along with their other location


I was terribly disappointed by my recent stay at Howard Johnson Inn, 17301 Oak Avenue, Lansing, Illinois 60438.

My wife and I travel four times per year to visit our children and our siblings. We stay in hotels while at our locations and while en-route to our locations or to our home. We're generally easily pleased.

My wife's mother died March 9, 2008. We used several online travel sites – Expedia, Hotwire, Travelocity, etc. – to search for a room in Hammond, Highland, or Munster in Indiana. Nothing was available within those cities, so we expanded our search to Lansing, Illinois, and went directly to motel chain websites. We used the Howard Johnson website to find and reserve a room at the Lansing Howard Johnson Inn. We booked one room, two people, March 11 through March 18. We received a confirmation email from
do-not-reply@wyndhamworldwide.com. The email was blank except for a link to an html attachment that would not open.

We arrived at the Lansing Howard Johnson Inn about 8:00 PM on March 11, 2008. The desk clerk asked for our confirmation number. I explained that we didn't know our confirmation number. She said there was no reservation for us, but she had a room available.

Once in room 319, we read the telephone directions that we could call long distance by dialing 8-1-Area Code-Number or make local calls by dialing 8-Number. Our efforts to call my parents in Minnesota and my wife's siblings in nearby Indiana resulted in busy signals after only a few digits. We called the desk clerk, who stressed the importance of dialing 8. She eventually sent us a young maintenance man who would show us how to use the phone. He was unable to do so, but he told us the phones could not reach any number more than 5 miles from the motel.

We went down to the lobby. The desk clerk again told us to be sure to dial 8. I asked her, "If I dial 8, can I reach my relatives in Minnesota or my relatives in Hammond, Indiana?" She admitted I could not. The phones had a 5-mile service radius. I asked her to refund our money. She said she'd have to call the Manager. I explained that we could not stay at a motel with no outgoing phone service. We had to notify relatives that we'd arrived, and we had to coordinate with relatives about the wake, the funeral, dinner plans, etc. She offered us the use of the motel's cell phone for outgoing calls. I said, "I can live with that," only because I knew that leaving the motel would cause us to drive a long distance for another motel. When my wife protested our not leaving, I said, "We wouldn't be staying here if this weren't the only motel we could find two days ago."

During our week's stay, we were able to use the cell phone, but often we had to explain to another desk clerk that we'd been offered the use of the cell phone. Often the cell phone was in use.

Our room had four light fixtures. Two had no bulb. There was no waste basket and no tissues. A maid visited our room on Wednesday, Friday, and Monday of our stay. She left one towel and one bathmat or two towels and no bathmat. Our room was not dusted.

On Wednesday night, when we returned to our room, the key would not work and had to be reprogrammed.

On March 17, I sat in the lobby and read a book so the maid would have free access to my room. While I sat in the lobby, a woman approached the Manager and told him her baby had found a "crack pipe" on the floor of their room. The Manager said, "I wonder why it took you four days to find it." The woman shouted her opinion that the maid should have found it within four days. A heated exchange took place for several minutes.

The next person to approach the Manager was a man who said his group had four reservations. Asked for his confirmation number, he said he didn't know it. The Manager said he found the reservation in the computer. He could not comply with the request that all four rooms be non-smoking. I found myself wondering why a person with an online reservation would have to again negotiate the type of rooms after his arrival.

While I sat in the lobby longer, a man approached the desk clerk to say that his ride to a Chicago airport had not arrived. He asked about shuttle bus service or taxi service. The desk clerk gave him the cell phone and a phone book. After watching the man fumble through the phone book, my wife told him that we knew of a shuttle bus service just across the Indiana border. She helped him find the phone number, and we drove him into Indiana to his airport bus. During our ride, he mentioned that the phone in his room was inoperable and he couldn't even call the front desk – let alone somebody five miles away.

My complaints about this Howard Johnson Inn are tempered by the realization that the room cost us less that we're used to paying; however, I want a motel that doesn't lose my reservation; I want a motel that has working phones in the rooms; I want a motel that doesn't take four days to find a crack pipe left behind; I want a motel that can offer help finding a taxi or other local services; and I want a hotel with enough towels, light bulbs, and waste baskets.


 

 

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